Who says your phone needs to be smart? This modern piece of old school inspired tech takes your mobile phone back to basics, because the more your cell does, the more time it takes out of your life. This phone was designed with the style and sleekness of modern day pocket computers, but featuring just two basic functions. The phone calls and texts. That's it. Of course there's some serious thought put into this phone, the result of which is a damage-resistant gorilla glass screen, Bluetooth connectivity, and an alarm clock. The best part? In under two hours of charging, the phone lasts up to 500 hours on standby, and stays alive for 290 minutes of talk time. Connect it with a variety of networks and pay just a fraction of what typical smartphones cost. It's a no brainer.