You worked hard to get where are you today. And where you are eight (or, let’s face it, ten) hours a day is at your desk. Make sure yours befits a man of your accomplishments and deck your desk with goods from Sideshow Press, a southern supplier of accessories for the modern man.

The Pencil Holder is a silver-plated desk topper that’ll add a suave attitude to your pens and pencils. It reads “Awarded To The Best, Presented For Overall Excellence" which lets the world know that you’re here because you deserve it. Not because your friend’s cousin’s dad plays golf with the CEO.